Pitbull completed his Fundamentals course and currently holds a recreational pass. Pitbull received a lot of fan feedback saying that he was extremely underequipped to be in the water and being a precise stickler for details, Pitbull was led to GUE. Whilst making the video for ‘Timber’ the impossibly facile, novelty, wet fart of a song he helped Keisha excrete, Pitbull was filmed diving into the water with sharks. Rapping man Pitbull is often paid to shout for 30 seconds on someone else’s song. Her heavily soiled wetsuit is currently listed on eBay. During the 6 min dive, Nicole was so scared of the water that she pretended she couldn’t equalise so the instructor would abort the dive. In actual fact Nicole has done one Discover Scuba Dive when she was filming a yoghurt advert in ancient Greece.
#PLAYER 2 HELLDIVERS ACCIDENT PROFESSIONAL#
Singing plastic gonk and professional fake person Nicole Scherzinger is also an avid scuba diver and her self-edited Wikipedia page refers to her as an experienced Master Scuba Diver Trainer. As a calming measure Niall uses tipex and a fine point marker to erase the word ‘clown’ in fish books that he buys in bulk and replace it with ‘nemo’ in the same style of font as the book. Rumours abound of an aide who was very badly beaten and then paid not to press charges. Niall also insists on the fish being incorrectly identified as nemo fish and has been known to explode into violent apoplexy if someone refers to them as clownfish. Niall would never actually harm a clownfish but instead he regularly gets groupies to wear a clown fish hood that he has purchased in all sizes from Scapa Scuba. Niall has a powerful erotic attraction to clownfish and seeks them out on every single dive. Nerfherder, Niles, Niall or whatever his name is from One Direction has been scuba diving ever since he first watched Finding Nemo. Here’s a pointless list of the top 5 celebrity divers:
Nothing is interesting unless someone who used to be in Eastenders does it. Again, this isn't going to be enforced heavy-handedly, it's not like a single off-topic rant is bannable, but if you start spamming links to cash-for-click sites or whatever, you will get banned.This time I’m taking a tip from the heaps of tree-wasting gossip rags that sell by the metric ton and aren’t even fit to serve as bogroll by bringing celebrities into the mix. This includes affiliate links and unrelated content. While we won't ban negative comments and so forth, if you have a repeated history of making caustic remarks for the sole purpose of being confrontational, we won't hesitate to ban - regardless of how monolithic you think you are in the community. We're not enforcing this rule as a form of censorship, we're enforcing this because subreddits tend to get lots of new players, and the last thing we as a community should do is make people tuck tail and run. Clearly jokes and stuff are fine, but if you're harassing someone, that's not cool. Other than that, have fun, and be excellent to each other!
We're really passionate about the game, so we ask that posts in this subreddit be relevant to Helldivers - other content should go on /r/gaming or /r/games.
This is an unofficial subreddit for Helldivers.
0 kommentar(er)
